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Thursday 14 October 2010

we hate how mainstream and famous the miners have become ...

....we liked it when they were a bit more underground

but it is great to see a good heart warming story on the news for once. not surprisingly, hollywood is already busy at work eager to retell the courageous story of the 33 chilean miners trapped for 69 days.

our reliable sources tell us antonio banderas is in discussions to play the chilean president. the cast of ugly betty have been approached to play various roles. will smith is hoping to portray barak obama, but insiders say morgan freeman is first in line for that role

other rumoured actors include; benicio del toro, vin diesel (who will play a rescue worker), selma hayek and ben stiller

ricky martin and enrique iglesias are in the recording studio as we speak putting together a couple of heart wrenching ballads for the soundtrack

the beautiful people were brought in to play the 33 miners as real life people are almost never ridiculously good looking enough for us to watch on the big screen / or on dvd in the comfort of our homes for almost 2 hours

we leave you with the famous words of larry zoolander "damnit derek, i'm a coal miner, not a professional film or television actor "

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