they say...

in all my years as an adult female, no one has ever confirmed who ‘they’ are, but they seem to be very opinionated and generally get things right. i would like to caution followers, readers and admirers of the blog, that as with most things, there will be a margin of error attached to the proverbs.. my educated guess would be that it’s c. +/- 8.6%

the below sentences are beneficial to use when talking to educated, well read and intelligent people. not all will roll off the tongue, so may we suggest you practice first in the privacy of your own home

the fat are getting fatter, and if the skinny hang out with the obese, they too get fat
the brown are getting browner, and the white are never allowed on the balcony
it is better to have loved and lost, than to marry the psycho
strike while the iron is hot
only real friends tell you when your face is ugly
safety in numbers
a pavlova takes about 2 hours to bake (from scratch)
unless you're looking for a beating, don't go through an estate wearing cord pants or cream chinos accessorised with a pinkie ring
only 1.6% of the population suffers from ME - commonly known as Myalgic Encephalopathy

congratulations are already flooding in

the below story seems to have resonated with many around the world... and we have already received the below image from an excited boy (who we will call liam - an irish name, short for william), that was touched, and given hope by the inspiring tale

the wedding is back on...*

james, i found the centrepieces.


*they say that opposites attract, but in some instances, what draws people together is a longing, desire, want, need, love, apathy, hunger and above all a mutual level of unhealthy interest in doritos (doritos are chips which are sold in many countries worldwide in assorted flavours)

t and james first discovered this unique commonality at a party outside w210… and as time passed, and seasons changed, this grew into something special. of course, as with relationships, theirs never ran a smooth course…

but, from the above bold announcement, things appear to be looking up

true love (like that of hansel and grettle) is difficult to find, but if you too like the sound of these chips, then you can make your own. the ingredients you will need are ground corn, corn oil, seasoning and a triangle shaped mould

wimbledon

kerry standing with vijay amritraj - he last reached the wimbledon quarter finals in 1981. a true champion...
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vijay_Amritraj



michael stich and richard krajicek vs todd woodbridge and jonas bjorkmann
on court 18, friday 3rd july

it was tense...


* additional information, clarification and some advice:

wimbledon, wimbo, or simply the championships at wimbledon is considered the oldest tennis tournament in the world and is arguably the most prestigious

this is not to be confused with tennis elbow (although some believe it could be related - like a second cousin), which is a condition where the outer part of the elbow becomes sore and tender
if you feel you have tennis elbow, we advise you to search google and wiki for possible common treatments

what's your body shape?

a hot topic at the moment as summer is upon us. due to popular demand we have compiled an easy to use guide to identify your own body shape, with real life examples...

jumping on the bandwagon

it was kings of leon this week. they were ok, and a great time was had by all. but i miss the simpler time when you could see them at a small venue without all the bandwagon fans that know all the words to the last album only. i've never seen so many horrifically unattractive people with bad tattoos and ill fitting hotpants. however i was inspired to get "your sex is on fire" in chinese writing tattooed accross my lower back.