you can never be too skinny....

...but you can be too boring.

thank goodness it's february! hopefully all the healthkicks are out the window along with january. champers anyone?

confessions of a caffeine addict

in january many people think it’s a good time to make new goals and even give up certain things. for example KW has given up sugar (this includes alcohol!!)

i was left mortified when after (several) calculations i realised i spend a MINIMUM of £500 on a morning coffee annually (large skinny cappuccino, aka three shots of heaven). i decided to give this habit up. i have now been making my own coffee. “but that’s like your signature thing!” exclaimed J in shock.

but just think what I could buy with the £500 i save. so far all I’ve come up with is ONE chloe susan boot (see below post) or breast reduction surgery.

this act has inspired J to give up something to. she informed me that her good looks are her signature thing but she couldn’t give that up (for any monetary gain anyway) so unoriginally has also given up buying coffee. with the money she saves J hopes to sponsor an underprivileged goat in lebanon.

what small changes have you made to save money?

bananas can kill you

DW invented the banana diet whilst we were holidaying in barcelona earlier this year. Upon further research we discovered the dangers....

hair loss in women is more common than you think

T was again rushed to hospital after od'ing (that is slang for overdose) on hair and nail tablets on friday night (she had mistakenly taken them instead of her headache pills)
i had just returned home (after a LFW event) to find T lying on teh stairs. at first, i thought it was a practical joke, so i just carried onto my room
however, i was alarmed to see her still lying there at 5am (on my way to get a glass of water)
i poked her and she didn't respond... alarm bells from a car across the road started ringing (which was annoying as i was trying to concentrate)... i had seen this in movies before, so i called 111 and they came to the rescue
she is in critical, but stable condition at a uk based hospital (i sneakily took this pic of T at the hospital grounds)

we are aware that hair loss in women is a taboo subject, but be assured that it does not necessarily mean you're not a proper women who has two x chromosomes.
there are many claimed remedies for female hair loss, but before taking any, you need to ask yourself, which treatments are medically proven to work and which are not? hair transplantation is probably your best option

safety first

dear W210 residents and aspiring residents,

because your well being is at the top of  our priority list, we have a compiled a easy to understand safety manual. you're welcome. xo

a special thanks....

..to all our loyal readers. keep following! and please remember contrary to popular opinion we welcome good looking people as well as non good looking people
...have you ever wondered what would happen to us if we ate too much, or got old? J and i recently underwent dramatic makeovers to prove our open mindedness. xo

time and unforeseen occurrences

as T's otitis* takes a turn for the worst, growing concern around her ability to continue functioning as a human entity escalates
*otitis is a general term for inflammation or infection of the ear, in both humans and other animals

even really ridiculously good looking people need to rest occasionally

rampant rumours that we might be moving out of the grove to pursue bigger dreams and johnny depp have gone rife... but sometimes, there is nothing better than watching a movie on a sat eve

paper heart provided good entertainement last weekend

it resonated with us for 2 main reasons:

it reminded us of the fun and awkwardness of having a camera crew around at all times

and it’s subtle humour seemed somehow more in-appropriate than ours “my wife and i have a love hate relationship - i love to beat her, and she hates the beatings”

what's your body shape?

a hot topic at the moment as summer is upon us. due to popular demand we have compiled an easy to use guide to identify your own body shape, with real life examples...