what not to do at a wedding

although there are countless self help books on what not to do at weddings, this is a quick guide if one doesn't have days to spare to read books with limited pictures

things that make others stare (not in a good "i'm checking you out" way)
1. stealing wine from the kid's table
2. dancing with boys who look like they could be 17 (even if they look like they are about to turn 17 in the following 2 months)
3. eating other guests' chocolates

things that are ok to do
1. dance with dan's dad

must haves
1 &2. a bride and groom (wedding 101) .. though this was a breath-taking bride and very handsome "groom"
3. castle
4. a car full of hillarious friends