INSPIRED BY THE HIT REALITY SHOW FOLLOWING THE ADVENTURES OF WEST LONDON LIVING AND GOOD LOOKING PEOPLE... *

Monday, 13 September 2010

bail is set at c. £1,460

a freak toe accident led T to the doctors last week. the routine blood test showed high levels of painkillers, diuretics and anabolic steroid* (which is a type of performance enhancing drugs)
pic number 1: an artist's impression of T's hand before performance enhancement drugs
pic number 2: T's "real" hand

* in case you are wondering, anabolic steroids are drugs which mimic the effects of the male sex hormones testosterone. this increases protein synthesis within cells, which helps the buildup of cellular tissue, especially in muscles
children beware, anabolic steroids also have properties that help maintain and promote masculine characteristics such as the growth of the vocal cords and body hair

despite recent sightings of T with a mo (short for moustache), her publicist denies the allegations
her london based family could not raise the funds, so she is now being flown to the la jail cell where britney spears was housed

1 comment:

  1. Oh dear! Is she going to lose all her modeling (hand) endorsement deals now that she's a junkie?

    p.s. broken toe is so gangstar

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