come die with me

do you ever think i wish i could kill myself... well, that isn't very good (or encouraging to anyone involved). here are top instances that have prompted many to suicide
it's highly likely that you are very important to us, so please, try to avoid these traps if you can

someone taking a photo of you getting stuck in a toilet (with your pants still on)...
if you could only handle a little crab, but not a lot of crab, and got crabs for dinner...
(hopefully) no explanation needed...
the war...