J & T walk out of wedding

sources who knew the head gardener's son through a supermarket incident (that may or may have not offered them the opportunity to appear on jeremy kyle) confirmed that the world famous anonymous bloggers left half way through the ceremony

picture this

you're stranded at arts club on a random wed night, it's good music, and you're dancing (please note that this pic was not taken at arts club, and some of the people are used to denote/ stand in for otehrs, while some are playing themselves. e.g. A is missing) ...when out of the blue you are approached by a cutie - he thinks he's 22, though looks 18 (he has a baby face he protests). he is still living at home wiht his parents (just off high st ken) ... this guy's dad is loaded!

so, which of these "celebs" would you rather call for assistance?

macgyver - an 80s hero who only needs a toilet roll and a metal coathanger to get you out of any situation

gok - who can turn any old kitchen cloth into a top

philanthropy; why not?

"tom", from tom and mil (or james as he's otherwise known) could do with your help
if you are employed, then this could be the perfect opportunity for your business to give back to less fortunate ones in the community... every business needs a good CSR (corporate social responsibility) strategy
if you are not employed, it's still nice to be nice to less fortunate ones

we will miss winter

there is something very heartwarming and comforting about the unified pessimism that winter brings.
the glamorous greyness of london was disrupted yesterday afternoon as the sun shone for a few minutes...
it took me by surprise, and shook me to the core... although i've been through many seasons before, i'm not a huge fan of change. feelings of nostalgia overwhelmed me as i tried to prioritise the things i would miss most about winter;

* earmuffs, which were personally introduced to me by inventor KW...not only do they keep your ears warm, and look cool, but they also provide protection from the noise of the outside world
* take me out; a tv programme taht is so so bad, it is good (and even better on our new non 13 inch tv)...this has to be our fav contestant to date; jake the cake * albinos

... the only upside of summer that i could think of, is that finally, we will be able to smile and not have our teeth freeze

hair loss in women is more common than you think

T was again rushed to hospital after od'ing (that is slang for overdose) on hair and nail tablets on friday night (she had mistakenly taken them instead of her headache pills)
i had just returned home (after a LFW event) to find T lying on teh stairs. at first, i thought it was a practical joke, so i just carried onto my room
however, i was alarmed to see her still lying there at 5am (on my way to get a glass of water)
i poked her and she didn't respond... alarm bells from a car across the road started ringing (which was annoying as i was trying to concentrate)... i had seen this in movies before, so i called 111 and they came to the rescue
she is in critical, but stable condition at a uk based hospital (i sneakily took this pic of T at the hospital grounds)

we are aware that hair loss in women is a taboo subject, but be assured that it does not necessarily mean you're not a proper women who has two x chromosomes.
there are many claimed remedies for female hair loss, but before taking any, you need to ask yourself, which treatments are medically proven to work and which are not? hair transplantation is probably your best option

question from readers

dear J & T,
i really enjoy reading your blog. i find it both educational and witty. i am a big fan
in order not to miss out, i subscribed with my rss* feed thing. however, it hasn't lit up with a new post in a looooooooooong time. can you please check with your IT department to confirm if there is a problem with the rss feed
MD


dear MD,
thank you for bringing this to our attention. we have checked with the IT guys from my work, and they assured me that the rss feed is working. in saying that, we received the following correspondence from another fan which made us think...after many meetings, we believe we've found a solution. essentially, the problem, and cause of the issue, is that we are on summer break and as such, haven't blogged for a long time (we trust you have now received an rss feed thing)
kindest regards
J&T

*an rss (which is an acronym for a really simply syndication) is part of a family of web feed formats used to publish regularly updated works ... such as blog entries, news headlines etc. in a standardised format. if you are interested in getting one, please get in touch and we will forward your query to MD

guess what former grecian goddess made last night

if you answered classic italian casserole dish (lasagna+; lasagne in plural) then you are correct

luckily T miscalculated and ran out of 'sheets' to cover all the dish... so she let us nibble at the uncovered corner. please note that the image above is not the lasagna she made - uncovered area is not to scale - in fact, what were allowed to eat was only a fraction the size... it would not even fill up a bulimic

but, in all fairness, it was delicious; the receipe was handed down to T by her mum and dad (who fyi , i had an ever so slight crush on once, a long time ago) via her sister L (seen here with her once convicted husband M)

contact the chanel 4 website for this come dine with me winner

+ she is taking this to K&C tonight in return for E