exciting W210 recruitment opportunities...

to keep up with our ever expanding empire we currently have few positions available:


1) someone to open, sort and respond to fan mail. only good looking applicants need apply.

2) head gardener - must like plants for the most part and enjoy seasonal vegetables.

3) a MRICS qualified chartered surveyor dwarf- must be punctual, trustworthy, organised, good humoured and small.

please send all applications or suggestions to w210.thegrove@gmail.com


also our cleaner quit and we need a new one (once a week, preferably mondays)