are you fishing outside your pond?

9 out of 11 people in office jobs do

this is T ...and her top "5"... ranging from james franco and back to reality (johnny depp)

"searching for a boy in high school is as useless as searching for meaning in a Pauly Shore movie. "

segment #4: what to wear for a quiet drink at the pub

we frequently mention 'the westbourne' on this blog and the variety of clientele it attracts. its a firm favourite of ours and it seems like word has got out....

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-1322656/Lady-Gaga-heads-quiet-pint-flamingo-style-dress.html

construction - it’s getting more challenging

one truth about recessions is that they are egalitarian. with the exception of FMCGs, most other industries have had to pick up their game. one particular field is that of construction according to our research, construction can be categorised into: building, heavy/civil and industrial (it is at this point that we stopped researching construction)

but being a construction worker is a tough game – not only is it labour intensive, but they, along with their clearly straight male colleagues, have to work hard to attract female attention. this fact, coupled with the current economic situation (increased competition), whistling and just generally yelling ‘hey hot stuff’ at a female passerby no longer cuts it

i was pleasantly surprised yesterday, when, as i was walking to work, one started singing ‘ baby, baby, i’d get down on my knees for you..’ i turned around and smiled. it’s rude not to acknowledge such a heart felt expression

he seemed like a good guy, but as i don’t really see a future for us (he does not live in w2), i have since changed my walking route to work

world exclusive: M&N are engaged

they met while hiking through the himalayas... N was looking for an affordable synthetic leg (he had lost his while skiing in chamonix), and M was an aid worker helping underprivileged goats

they told us the good news (that they are engaged) when we recently caught up with them. a close family friend also confirmed their allegations

it’s just marvellous

even really ridiculously good looking people need to rest occasionally

rampant rumours that we might be moving out of the grove to pursue bigger dreams and johnny depp have gone rife... but sometimes, there is nothing better than watching a movie on a sat eve

paper heart provided good entertainement last weekend

it resonated with us for 2 main reasons:

it reminded us of the fun and awkwardness of having a camera crew around at all times

and it’s subtle humour seemed somehow more in-appropriate than ours “my wife and i have a love hate relationship - i love to beat her, and she hates the beatings”

introducing a new segment....the genius that is cher horowitz