it's the last day of the working year

you've worked so hard to get here, so have a brilliant holiday ...

from your most favourite w210 characters

xx

stay tuned, as we will endeavour to keep you posted on all things "grove" related (and beyond) during the break

a retraction

T & J would like to retract the below statement and apologise for any confusion caused
http://thegrove-w210.blogspot.com/2010/12/special-thanks.html

to answer your question, yes, the time machine we invested in came in handy please don't hesitate to contact us if you think it could be of use to you, and, you feel you can afford it (price list on request)
... this is what we look like now (after time travel);

i'm off to the land of milk and honey

actually, it's more like the land of falafel and hummous... what's your favourite flavour?

a very special brunch club

brunch club was founded about a year ago by T, D and J

once a month, we get together to discuss important matters of state (w210) and other fun/ interesting and scandalous stuff. off course, as with all secret societies this is an invite only affair… with only the coolest of people considered

last sunday marked a very special brunch club – queen S and her new hubby are heading back to the land of white cloud to name their new boat... so the fairest in the land gathered at 202

...one of the highlights of brunch was Debbie W’s brilliant yet horrific story (1. went to jungle 2. car 3. surrounded by tribal men 4. rescued by a hottie on a scooter… and Debbie W alive today to tell the story).. she tells it much better

my memory tablets are yet to start working. S has just reminded me about the loin cloths, sweat, man on roof, crazy dancing and machettes!!

... in other news, T and I have secured a place in the waiter’s soon to be published memoires (his explosive book is about different ways people ask for checks)

q; could we get anymore famous?

a; we would like to try

the problem with pleather

just like so many things in life, synthetic leather pants seem like a brilliant idea on paper. not only do they look like leather, but they are also a fraction of the price. it’s a no brainer really…

however, your mother was right - you really do get what you pay for. there is no small print/ or handle with care instructions on these puppies… so here are two thoughts for your consideration;

they are not easy to put on; they take an average of 4 to 5 minutes to squeeze into. this process might get faster given time, but cannot be guaranteed. so, try not to have too many cups of coffee/ tea. this will only lead to you spending more time in the work toilet cubical.. which just looks weird to colleagues - who do not know the challenges of pleather and the complexity that is life
also, there is a very high possibility that you will in fact get stuck to other leather look or real leather upholstery. luckily when i got stuck to the high chair i was sitting on for 40 min, i was having lunch with KW, a close friend, who was able to laugh with me about this most mortifying experience

"It's like that book I read in the 9th grade that said "'tis a far far better thing doing stuff for other people"

a special thanks....

..to all our loyal readers. keep following! and please remember contrary to popular opinion we welcome good looking people as well as non good looking people
...have you ever wondered what would happen to us if we ate too much, or got old? J and i recently underwent dramatic makeovers to prove our open mindedness. xo

spotted....

everybody is going x factor mad this week... and whats this...?? J and Wagner spotted enjoying a romantic dinner in notting hill on sunday night!!! scandelous! especially considering she was enjoying the company of the 1 direction boys just the night before. seems like J likes an older man after all... who can blame her. Wagner is hot (and talented)

our latest crush

we don't know many - if any, who are not partial to underage (yet over 16) hotties 1 direction

our personal favourite is harry, who seems to have it all - from great looks to the cutest dimples

T, myself, A and KW got snapped on sat night after a wholesome and fun dinner with the guys

go the russians

what fantastic high to end the week on!

the russians -a long term favourite of ours and (gorgeous) fifa president s blatter, won the race yesterday to open up new markets. speculation is growing about what sorts of markets these will be

...although not confirmed, we think, these markets will need to involve really good looking people

T and i have been asked to discuss the possibility of representing. we will be meeting the igbafbs (that is international governing body association of football and beach soccer) at their headquarters in switzerland when gatwick opens for business again

enjoy your weekend!

world exclusive...

M reveals her engagement ring...

also, while she was at it, M decided to try and give me a run for my money - in the hand modeling department..

...not bad M, not bad, but stick to your day job