jarvis cocker ... !

... and although not as famous... horseguy (whose been in such movies as benhur, the horse whisperer, troy and most recently, burn after reading)

dont you hate it when you miss your flight to copenhagen...

things that need to be abolished

people eating freely with their mouths open - under no circumstances is this acceptable


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fat people - as kate moss says. nothing tastes as good as thin feels


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ugly folk - there are reasons why it's illegal to hook up with your cousin

who's your favourite dragon?....

supperclub cont'd...

we were greeted by a bunny with supernatural powers...



and i'm not too sure if it was Debbie's 'virgin' drink... but i think i saw a leopard


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what happens at supperclub...

http://www.timeout.com/london/bars/reviews/22405.html

"The bouncers look like the Bee Gees ......... it’s the kind of place you’d expect a unicorn to walk in. .......This is mainly performed by good-looking people in preposterous clobber each striving to out-beauty each other. It’s quite tricky looking cool when you’re walking around in your socks"

have a good weekend

spotted....

...at punk in soho

i think that was the first time we'd been to Punk.
it was brilliant! we had such a wonderful evening, and Lealea sang beautifully, we felt we had the world at our fingertips (some might argue that Leah did, but we had free cupcakes and they were gooood)

... but nothing in life is simple, or, as people say, 'is what it seems' – “we” learned (the hard way) that gingers look like normal people in dim lighting




other memories at punk include the time we stumbled across a re-enactment scene of Hansel's party (from Zoolander)
T was touched inappropriately and, what i felt was slightly unprofessionally by the midget at the door...
it was the same night that we lost Steve (whose name might have been modified to protect his identity) to the fire dancers ... But Chris Colfer (or someone resembling him) was spotted wearing a mesh backless dress

we ♥ james franco

spotted in notting hill this weekend...

rockstars... i mean groupies

it was basically the best night of our lives (second to my first marriage)
it was the night our true talent was revealed - of being pappable (pappable - verb; the ability of being recognised as someone good looking and generally brilliant who others would appreciate looking at)
it was also the night we met The Barman, who, un-known to our naive souls, would play havoc in days and months to come

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